Ladies and gentlemen, since this is the tenth anniversary of 9-11, I have an important 9-11 related announcement to make. You know that part of the 9-11 timeline [1] where people are told to stay in the south building because it's totally safe? I'll quote it here... 8:55 a.m. - "Your attention, please ladies and gentlemen. Building 2 is secure. There is no need to evacuate building 2. If you are in the midst of evacuation, you may use the re-entry doors and the elevators to return to your office. Repeat. Building 2 is secure." Yeah...about that...that was me. Sorry. :(