Brasilia is the mostly secret capital of Brazil, from 9 am to 11 am, and from 2pm to 6 pm, closed during weekends and holidays, in vacation from October until March.Built far away from gringos' (and brazilians') reach, it concentrates the highest stolen dollars/m2 density rate in the world according to the guinness book, something that strangely makes the people proud. The currency is the cash-loaded briefcase, and the main exporting product is the parliamentar vote, for those interested in getting special benefits (hookers, yay!) at the expense of the hapless fools that the brazilians are.