The transistor was invented by an AT&T engineer named D. Baggerson on the 6th day of creation, alongside the rest of the science of biomedical engineering. It consists of a network of wires linking the brain, the capacitor and the inductive rod, which is to be placed inside of the asshole. The transistor consists of a gate receiving information from the inductive rod in a quasi-anal way. Once many digital pulses are received from an inductive rod that has been heated over the critical temperature constant (self-induction) and the signal has been stamped by the bureaucratic nucleus of the intermediary neuron cell, the transistor reacts by opening its ejaculator, thus allowing the capacitor's charge to flow freely towards the antenna end of the rod.