This movie follows the daring exploits of the X-Men as they attempt to stop the sentient bacteria that aim to steal their fortune, ingeniously disguised as a mutant cure in order to infect every sappy weak-willed mutant in the world and drive them mad by showing a repeat loop of Catwoman. However, Marvel's melancholy mutants are too bright and stubborn to fall for this and instead develop the cunning plan to blow 'em all to Hell.