Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Man of Steel." (Cut to Zod instead, glaring at the camera) Zod: (loudly) I. Am. Pissed! I am not pleased. At all. I heard when planet Houston was planning this Superman reboot. And you can imagine how filled with glee I was when I heard that General Zod was going to be in it. Well, guess who wasn't in it? General Zod! Instead, who did they get to play his part? Some Willem Dafoe impersonator with a Moe Howard haircut! I found this especially surprising when I saw who the director was - Zack Snyder. Amy Adams? Bland.