Simon Soupspoon is a Pirate Cook NPC seen chatting with Bonny Belay in Gnarled Forest's Pirate Camp. He has no dialogue or direct role in the game and currently remains only a background character. During the Nexus Force Championship Cannon Cove Shooting Gallery event, Simon Soupspoon provides heaping bowls of Squid and Swordfish Soup and healthy plates of Simon's Sharkbladder Surprise to hungry athletes, according to Captain Jack Knife in an interview by the Nexus Tower Tribune.