Part XIII of the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC List, comprising entries 1030-1060. Originally posted to the PPC LJ Community, here, August 21, 2009. 1030. I will not try to punch out Cthulhu. 1031. I will not give anyone the H*stur-themed "Badger Song" parody to sing. 1032. I will not recruit the Crud Puppy. 1033. I will not make Yo Mama jokes at Spock. 1034. I will not task the Impossible Missions Force with unmasking Palpatine. 1035. I will not provoke a Dalek. 1036. Harrison Chase and Treebeard must never be allowed to meet. - Rorschach and Treebeard must never be allowed to meet.