It was Bernie's Saturday morning street corner activities that first inadvertently arose his interest in fast machines as he found that simply running away from the coppers was a non-starter with his diminutive legs & thus he needed some fast transport. He made a deal with his school's bike modifying supremo, Krazy Kolin Lotusman, for some nearly new German porn & 20 Gitane Super Strength in exchange for a racing bicyle cobbled together from some parts he could no longer shift due to their extreme antiquity. True to form he found a punter gullible enough to part with cash money for said item & thus his 1st business venture was founded & only came to a halt some years later when Lotusman inadvertently died just before the police got involved. Those considering the idea that his other early