Oscar Wilde was one of the greatest writers, poets, jockeys and quote-producers in the 18th and 19th centuries. As a founding father of Uncyclopedia, we are dedicated to carrying on his work, bringing his pearls of wisdom to the masses. If you wish to help us out with this project, here's how: Step 1: Produce a witty quote. Not a shitty quote. It should be the kind of quote which will go smashingly well on an existing page here, and give it the sense of authority that all articles should have. Step 7: Save, and profit. If you need any other help, post in the talk page here, or at the dump.