In all the years I've been a judge since Eighteen Sixty-Four;Such a gang of madmen I've never seen before!They're a menace to society, a rabid bag of pus,They make a mockery of the law... (Who is this gang?)It's us! We're guilty! We're called the Guilty Three!We stand accused of being crap and guilty is our plea!We're guilty! Any fool can see!Personally I'd lock us up and throw away the key! They're guilty! They always get this wrong!We talk such utter drivel, that's why we sing this song!They're guilty! As welcome as their breath!Personally I'd string us up and sentence us to death!