Darkness. Fade into title. Voice of Galadriel: I can feel it in the air, the water, the... wait, that’s not the way to do it! Ah, let’s just skip this whole part about where the ring goes. Voice of Elrond: You can’t do that! Voice of Galadriel: Oh yes I can. Fade into the Shire where Frodo is reading law books and sitting against a tree. Frodo turns his head as he hears Gandalf humming “Row Row Row your Boat.” Frodo leaps up and smiles. He runs to Gandalf, who is riding in his cart. Frodo: You’re late. (long pause) Gandalf: Actually, you’re right. I am late. (even longer pause) Gandalf: Oh. Yeah. (pause)