Horny Warnie is a strange Australian man known for his amazing spinning leg. His bowling action has been described as right-arm ultra orthodox atheistic. He sometimes operates under the pseudonym Shane Keith Warne. Previously married to Ricky Ponting, currently married to Adam Gilchrist. His favourites drugs include viagra, doughnuts, gamma-butyrlactone, nicotine, alcohol and Moduretic. The last, an anti-diuretic substance that he took in 2001 to keep his ginormous man boobs down got him into trouble when some guy called Dick Pound stopped from playing with the other boys.