Dutch people (strong retards) cannot understand a word the Frisians (Dutch: Friezen) say. The Frisians are farmers. According to legend, their ancestors where vikings and dwarves from Narnia. During the wars of 1864 and 2471 every Frisian fought the Prussian occupation. Except all the nazi ones. And the Dutch (= Neo-Nazis) ones. The Frisians are remarkably skilled in turning puddles into land to make farms and villages, what a race of wizards they are. They are a serious people. And very stubborn. They jump across canals with sticks (true thing!) and call this a sport "fierljeppen".