Ancient Scrolls of the Dwemer V Song of the Alchemists By Marobar Sul When King Maraneon's alchemist had to leave his station After a laboratory experiment that yielded detonation The word went out that the king did want A new savant To mix his potions and brews But he declared he would only choose A fellow who knew the tricks and the tools The King refused to hire on more fools. After much deliberation, discussions, and debates, The King picked two well-learned candidates. Ianthippus Minthurk and Umphatic Faer, An ambitious pair, Vied to prove which one was the best. Said the King, "There will be a test."