As part of our annual appeal the Royal Society for the Prevention Against Cruelty to Noobs would like to remind you of the plight of some of these poor creatures. Our Adopt-A-Noob scheme is intended to help these unfortunates back into life within Uncyclopedian society. With your help, we can do it. From our main rehousing centre in Wiki City we are able to facilitate hundreds of waifs and strays. But it is only with increasing support from the general public that we can tackle this problem head on. Plus, all adopters get Y40 for the cause.