NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. You know, Hollywood has a talent for taking symbols of our cherished childhood and smashing them into indescribable amounts of fecal matter, and nowhere is that more prominent than in the horrors of the Super Mario Bros. Movie.Poster for the movie, then screen caps of the gamesNC (voiceover): The game, about two Italian plumbers who rescue a princess from a dragon, was such a hit that they put it on everything. Candy, magazines, comic books, the works. So it only figured to put together a Super Mario Bros. movie as quickly as possible.NC: And when we saw the trailer for this movie, we realized it wasn't just Super Mario Bros., it was Super Mario Bros....Footage from trailerNC (voiceover): ON STEROIDS! I'm serious dude,