Keyes is the second last level in Halo 1. This level is named after the Commander Shepard captain who got raped here. UNSC was greedy when it came to budget and money that time, so they didn't even bother making a wooden board with the captain's name. This level takes place on the AIDS-ridden Covenant ship of Lies and Retardation. After that, it's about trying to avoid being spine-raped by the Flood and trying to escape by jumping down onto a banshee and stealing it right in front of an elite. "LIFE'S A BITCH!!!"