Bonnie Tyler (often also known as Cancer-Throat Bonnie and Whatthefuckisthatbloodynoise Tyler) is a 167 year old singer who performs in the ancient "Welsh Growl" style. She is a direct descendant of the leader of the Peasants Revolt, Wat Tyler, who originally wrote Bonnie Tyler's 1926 hit Total Eclipse Of The Heart after experiencing a homo-erotic dream about King Richard II. Tyler found local fame and limited success in her small Welsh village after coming tenth place in a talent competition by singing then-hit Never Gonna Give You Up, and subsequently with her 1876 offering Partial Eclipse of thy Heart. This lead to her leaving her part-time job as a dinner lady and heading for the big lights of Cardiff to work on the tills in HMV.