The Tavistock Society once found a trilobite. This was during our hedonistic years during our 2005 Winter Olympics, held in Lichtenstein. During “Phase 1: Digging for Truffles with our chins tied to our wrists”, The Belgian made the exciting discovery. Unfortunatley due to his ‘history’ of sabotaging games of Chinese Whispers at weekly ‘boy scout’ Friday nights, rather than relay the message “Eee Gads Boys, I’ve found a Proetida from before the Late Devonian extinction”, he whispered to our secretary, “Margaret Thatcher has huge pair of Honeydews, but she never milks them”. Well - as you cam imagine – by the time this ‘find’ passed through The Secretary’s brain (vegetal) matter and out through his face-hole, into The Intern’s lungs and out through his mund, and through The Treasurer’s moth