Sushi Cat's goal is to eat all of a living race of sushi that is always happy. And Sushi Cat gets fat from it. It is currently unknown how Sushi Cat does not get slowed down at ALL from being fat. Sushi Cat, however, only eats sushi on two occasions: 1) When he's hungry, which he is LITERALLY ALWAYS, and 2) When a bird steals his doll, which happens on average 69 times a day. At any other time, he hops around in the park to relax, because there is no sushi there and this sushi he eats gives him heart attacks if he eats too much.