Cleveland, Ohio is a city in O-H-I-O. Despite its large size and prominence, there is not any actual money in the city. BP had stored what remained of the cash in the BP building until they decided not to ever enter the city for some reason in 1983. It has been reported that Clevelanders survive by a communist collective set up by former mayor Dennis Kucinich. Its citizens do nothing except watch their sports teams (which uncoincidently always lose in championship games.) and watch the Cuyahoga River burn . Cleveland is the home of King LeBron I.