The Triangle Shirtwaist Company occupied the top seven floors of the one-story Ass building in New Bjork City, a monument to her wonderful booty. The company employed approximately 6,000,000,000,000,000 squirrels, mostly smelly ones, who worked fourteen-hour days, powering the decorative lights on the outside of the Bjork Booty Monument, with the energy released from their special nut-scented methane farts. The factory got its name from the triangular shirts the squirrel workers were required to tie around their waists in a yuppie fashion. Image:Squirrel dance.gif