Symptoms outside church can include the following, 1. * They knock on strangers’ doors. 2. * They tell these strangers complete bullshit the good news about Jesus. 3. * They tell these strangers the bad news that Southern Baptists believe Jesus wants the strangers to live repressed Christian lives and will send them to Hell if they don’t. 4. * They refuse to leave when the strangers ask them insistently to go. 5. * They express negative (and occasionally hostile) views towards any religion/church/denomination that is not in 100% agreement with Southern Baptist theology. 6. * The Ford F-150 is the official vehicle of Southern Baptists. 7. * They like the death penalty but hope condemned prisoners find Jesus before they die. 8. * They refuse to have sex