Im full of Christmas semen, I don’t know what that is but it’s hot It’s like heaven's orgasm, inside an oatmeal cookie shot And when I put my Santa hat on it’s a needle full of Christmas glee Coating my house in frilly shit and Disney trademark intellectual property Cause it’s snowing I love shopping and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Christmas Setting up the lights So my fucking house sings cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Christmas If Christmas was living I’d fuck it to death and then consume it’s body For it’s Christmas breath cause it’s growing I’m not stopping I fufufufucking love Christmas