Settle down, mah young-uns an I'll tell ya uh tale, a tale about der greetest hero in dah world. ♪ Rides on like like a lunatic in a grassy plain, he stops to shoot some hobos in a runnin train. ♫ ♪ He's been to Brazil, France, London, Sealand, Singapore, and the Democratic Republic of Congooooooo *gasp*. ♫ ♪ Lalalalalalalalalallllaalalalalalala laalalaaalalalalalallalallllalalalalalalalala ♫ ♪ He's a heeroooooo, a heeeroooooo! *as far as you dumbos know* ♫ ♪ He's a heeroooooo, a heeeroooooo! *as far as you dumbos know* ♫ ♪ Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh, The Great Tapir-riding Schnfozzle! ♫