Fade-in to video of dancing snack foods. Narration from the projection booth: This cursed piece of fudge causes all who eat it to turn into raging zombies with a craving for food that is bad for them. And it can only spread and it can never be stopped! Soon the WHOLE WORLD will be infected!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA—*gasp*—HAHAHAH—*choke*—oh, fudge! Who left this microphone on?