We all thought the first one was a joke, a grim amalgamation cooked up in the workshop of some demented veterinarian. White, milky white, TOO white. Pristine. Untouched. Never had this beast strode through mud or brushed against twisted brambles. Pink eyes. An albino, we thought, with a slight modification. Atop its head, an ivory spire... adorned with spiraling gooves and a tip as sharp as a sewing needle. Photos everywhere. Photos in the tabloids - "UNICORN LIVES!" Photos in the newspapers - "UNICORN HOAX?" Photos on the internet - "I CAN HAZ EXISTENSE???" Neither of us could see it. A Pegasus.