Titles. Narrator: Once, long ago, the land of Alagaesia was ruled by hapless little termites who couldn't... Director: You moron! That's not the way it's supposed to go! Narrator: Sorry, I forgot. *ahem* Once, the land of Alagaesia was ruled by ruined princes who rode on the backs of great... Director: STOP MESSING IT UP! Narrator: AHEM! The land of Alagaesia: for sale. Call 566-4111 for great rates. AAAAAARRRRGGG! Director chases after him with a crowbar. Cut to scene of three elves riding through the dark woods on a dark night. Then cut to scene of the capital of Alagaesia, Urubaen.