Ah Naruto. No wonder you're so popular. You've got it all. An abundance of Bishonen, Bishoujo and Fetish Fuel, heartwarming moments, hilarious moments, tearjerker moments, AWESOME moments, Ho Yay and Foe Yay subtext, cool villains, Badass and (mostly) likable and well-developed characters. Now, if only some of your content wasn't so friggin' scary we'd all probably be getting a lot more sleep...