Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss (わたしの恋はホッチキス(わたしのこいはほっちきす) Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss) or My Love is a Stapler is a single of the band Ho-kago Tea Time, produced by Pony Canyon and published on 22 July 2009 within the mini album Ho-kago Tea Time. The song was sung by Yui Hirasawa's and Mio Akiyama's respective voice actresses Aki Toyosaki and Yōko Hikasa, written by Emi Inaba and composed and arranged by Miki Fujisue.