This article cannot exist, because for that to be true, someone would have had to write something for it. You could create it by typing in the box below, if that actually worked (hint: it won't.) The fact is, nobody cares enough to write anything for Uncycloversity. And why should they, when real public schools exist that you can attend for free and buy drugs at, and (assuming you're educated already in some fashion) will actually pay you to fill the minds of the young with worthless "information" and "learning"? Summary: Templates used on this page: * MediaWiki:Demolishnotice * *