|- !align="center" colspan=5 |Congress/House/Minnesota Districts |- !width=50| District !width=175| Representative !width=75| Party !width=120| Date Nailed onThe Colbert Report !width=90| Winner? |- || 1 || Tim Walz || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 2 || John Kline || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 3 || Jim Ramstad || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 4 || Betty McCollum || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 5 || Keith Ellison || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 6 || Michele Bachmann || Republican || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 7 || Collin Peterson || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- || 8 || James Oberstar || Democrat || (coward) || Stephen Colbert |- |}