Uncyclopedia has been described as many things, most of which have to be censored to be featured in an X-rated movie. Below is a list of things Uncyclopedia is NOT: * A reliable source of information * Unbiased * Logical * Comprehensive * Clever * Topical * Your blog * Interesting * Useful in any way, except for torture * Edible * Inedible * Your Mother * A democracy * A Dakota replacement * The Messiah * A site that was developed to offer something to the world other than trouble and confusion. * A service station on the information super-highway * Responsible for any loss or damage that may occur * Your average everyday drivel * Acceptable in public * Your ordinary Wiki based encyclopedia * What you thi