This page lists the introductions for The Stig, invariably made by Jeremy Clarkson. * Some say that he used to be a stormtrooper, but he was kicked out when he tried to eat Darth Vader All we know is that he's called the Stig! * Some say that he lives in a tree, and his sweat could be used to clean precious metals. All we know is that he's called the Stig! * Some say that his first name really is “The”, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant, including the camera men. All we know is he’s called the Stig. * Some say that he's made of rubber porcelain, and that his shadow is that of a beluga whale. All we know is that he's called the Stig! * Some say he's "A" in Pretty Little Liars. All we know is he’s called the Stig! * Some say, he's actua