This is another story I wrote with Creeperman129 for Baby You're a Rich Man. He came up with the idea. I made the google doc, which was originally called "daburas tiem 2 shine n babidis there n some other people". Unlike for previous collaborations with Creeperman, I wrote almost all of my contributions while drunk, not while high (there is one exception that I will note below), which is how I did all of my BYARM collabs with Destructivedisk.