Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Twilight Eclipse" Chester: OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! Will you marry my spoilers! There's this girl named Bella. Who's like the greatest role model I've ever seen in my life! She abandons a caring boyfriend for a boyfriend that just stares at her all day. Always throws herself into danger and waits for the boy to save her. Is psychologically tortured for no reason that makes it everybody else's problem. And dozens of people are dying because of her, and she's like "Sucks." HOORAY!