Little Pig.: "It seems like a lot of trouble to go, Porky......just because you're trying to write a good TV western!" Porky: "Well, at least in my script, I'm not gonna have any phony dialogue!" Porky: "Hiding a tape recorder in the corral where the cowboys hang out, I oughtta get some good samples of honest-to-goodness western lingo." Little Pig: "Heh.....maybe so." Porky: "Come on! If we hang around, it'll make them self-concious! The tape will last about an hour!" Cowboy Joe: "Hi, Pete!" Cowboy Pete: "Hi, Joe!" Cowboy Al: "Hi, Jake!" Cowboy Jake: "Hi, Al!" Cowboy Ben: "Hi, Jim!"