The Meep was the founding document of the United States of America for several days, before the Constitution was written. While the constitution was a seven or eight page document, the Meep was only a few words. This is how it went: We hold these truths to be self-evident: Meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep... meep. And so forth.