As dictated to Tutor Riparius by Fa-Nuit-Hen I have an idea, my Tutor! We shall try something different to remember the Baron who Moves Like Wind in Reeds: we shall re-construct him with pure logic! Wind: air movement, amorphous but persistent, varying in vector, pressing from every point of the compass, strong, then soft, then strong again. Reeds: tall drying grass stalks, foundations of literature, rattling and swaying, bending before pressure, or vibrating in tones if constrained. No. No, it doesn't work like that.