Once in every million and three years the earth shakes and there emerges a large hole in the ground. Momentarily, people gather round to view this natural wonder to witness a large crane fill in the gap. Seconds later, from the ground rises a humongous structure known as the Big White Phonebox. Thousands flock to the site day upon day to utilise the phone, which can be used to talk to the man in the sky. Ooooh, nasty.