"This Is Not Love, Dear" is a song by British indie pop band The Seymours. It was released on December 19, 2007 on a limited edition white label promo 12". Ian Picholl revealed in an online chat with fans that it was planned as the fourth single from the band's self-titled album but was eventually rejected in favour for the more radio-friendly Trash. A remix by electronica group Soviet is featured under the name "Korova Mix", and the b-side contains two low quality rehearsal performances of the song.