Hello. My name is Jeb Nimoy. You may know me if you have seen the Star Trek episode Balance of Terror. If you looked closely in a scene with Leanord Nimoy in it, (My more famous brother), look in the lower left corner of the screen, then lower right corner. See those insignificant lines! Those are my hairs! Yes, i've had a hard time living with my fame, what with people coming up to me on the street asking me to stop acting like a pampered fathead. But i'm not a pampered fathead, i'm a celebrity! And those who say i'm not to my face on the streets are simply whine and complain at them for a few hours and then argue until nothing makes sense anymore. Then i follow them to work in a chicken costume and yell "CALL ME A CELEBRITY!" Repeatedly. When they finally agree to, I hug them and skip of