The name S.A.R.S stands for “Sudden and Acute Rock Sensation,” the phrase was first coined by frontman Kid A from Radiohead who provided vocals as well as really mediocre guitar tracks. The founding keyboardist/pianist was Osmosis Jones however he soon parted ways with the band after a falling out with Kid A over Drugs and Buttsecks. After their first CD, (The Hippy, Hippy Coughs) Osmosis Jones was replaced with Ray Charles who helped write the band’s hit single “Baby, I Can’t See a Fucking Thing.” Bass was provided via a Texas Instruments Speak & Spell, which was played by Gary Busey, who operated the device using his own “Texas Instrument.” Drummage was preformed by Captain Jack Sparrow, who was later replaced by Captain Morgan, on Kid A’s assertion that “Johnny Depp is a fucking fag.” B