Before the takeover of Wheeling Jesuit University by the Dschinghis Khan protectorate, there was a great shortfall of lebensraum for the students. As a result, students had to employ their own talents to survive in the harsh winter of 1269. Some students worked as labourers, others served as leaders of ersatz communities that looked after their neighbours. This time was especially cruel for women. Since many women at the university did not know how to cook, they were forced to endure what Ray Charles described as "Hard Times". Some women were very experienced in the sexual arts from their High School days, and hocked their wares. In the meantime, the lacrosse team needed a form of entertainment. They came upon the solution of giving quarter to some of these women in exchange for services p