Dear Stavros, I know just where you’re coming from. Fortunately, I’ve found I can get all the attention I need hanging round the Gents' toilets in LA, or taking the dog for a walk on Hampstead Heath when I’m back in London. Better still, all it costs me is sore knees and a couple quid for the parking meter – that’s if I haven’t parked my car in the front window of Happy Snaps again. Anyhow, give it a go and see how you get on. The boys will be sure to give you a warm welcome. αντίο