# 5- Charity * sometimes charities turn evil * Christian Children's Fund changing its name to Child Fund International * Matthew 19 ... * name change is a threat to his PR * Christ had 12 # 4- Casual Jesus * statue called Jesus in jeans * never wore one jeans even on casual Friday * new testament will get a make-over * judas will betray # 3- Drug Czar Kerlikowske * end war on drugs * Dr. Colbert has two modes: * war * sex # 2- Cleanliness # 1- Robot Teacher