A Schmidt Education Pamphlet (3 pages) Every year more and more people are becoming addicted to the seemingly harmless Crimberry. Known by an ancient Nefian dialect as Kur-amu-beri, which should just go to show its long and sordid history with our land and peoples, the Crimberry is a strong hallucinogen with many different applications. Simply eating a berry can cause the following symptoms in 15 to 60mins: - Hallucinations - Impairment like Drunkenness - Raving like a loon - Fever-like motor-control failure. FOR OUR CHILDREN! FOR OUR FUTURE! CONTACT YOUR LOCAL MAGISTRATE TODAY! Petition the King!