The sexcret bakers use to determine the precise diameter of the pastry shell & fruit dessert they are constructing is called pi, because saying "3.141592653589793..." takes too long. Bakers are very interested in precision, as baking is about science and chemical reactions and not at all like that faggot 'feel yourself', are you in the zone? cooking, goddamnit. A guarded secret, as by being off by a single digit will summon a minion of Hell instead of ensuring proper dessert diameter when recited, Pi was discovered during the Rolden Age and passed down orally generation to generation. Thus, countless apprentice bakers have been quietly reciting "3.141592653589793..." behind locked bathroom doors for millennia, leading to the public's misunderstanding about Freemasons.