Leela: Look, I know there are no car-chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become President of the World. Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States. Leela: The United States is part of the world. Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time. Jack Johnson: I say, your three cent titanium tax goes too far!John Jackson: And I say, your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough! Bill Clinton: Hey sugarcookie! You know, legally nothing I can do counts as sex anymore. Gerald Ford: I apologize for his rudeness, mam, he gets this way around meaty-looking women.