Ah, the mountain goat. Wise as a fish with the memory of a wizard and can lap up knowledge in turn after the years it spent in the mountains with clouds obscuring his view. Ah, the mountain goat I would say as I too sat next to it muttering and murmuring about exotic juices from Easter Island. Ask the mountain goat anything and he will give you the laptop of fountain knowledge. All hail the goat in his entirety.